vincentvalmontvandel:

Hi I’m Tyler Perry. Go see my new movie, “Black Women Can’t Have Nice Things Unless Its A New Man or Jesus”

Coming soon to theaters!

(via thebigblackwolfe)

dashiecrash:

One of the best transitions I’ve ever seen in a movie.

(via andy-samberg-jewfro)

egberts:

astrolopy:

egberts:

do you think that mosquitos dare their friends to bite somebody with bugspray on

no, because mosquitos don’t have the mind to be able to communicate in such complex ways.

oh im sorry i didnt know u were the worlds top mosquito expert excuse me

(via karlimeaghan)

you will come back for me. that  i  k n o w .
remember our bond. i’ll come back for you.

(Source: lastisle, via thecaptainandhisnightingale)

l20music:

ethiopienne:

maaaan listen

BRUH!! How does a dog have thee EXACT same expression i be givin tho?! Lol

l20music:

ethiopienne:

maaaan listen

BRUH!! How does a dog have thee EXACT same expression i be givin tho?! Lol

(via thecaptainandhisnightingale)

me: *plots out entire novel, mentally writes 500 pages of dialogue, and deeply develops primary and secondary characters whilst driving*
me: *opens microsoft word* wait, what?

This might be the last Marvel carpet for you… like.. ever x

(Source: forassgard, via thecaptainandhisnightingale)

Please don’t drink that.

(Source: realdetective, via weight-a-second)