Mother: BUT I GAVE BIRTH TO YOU!
Me: ain't nobody tell you to do that tho

"So embarrassing when you stare into the abyss and the abyss stares back at you so you wave but the abyss was staring at the dude behind you."

Sylvia Plath (via shampoo)

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blackgirlsparadise:

viewtifulash:

I never wanted to be a bench so bad 

Is this where I put “There are two kinds of people”?
Did I do it right Tumblr?

blackgirlsparadise:

viewtifulash:

I never wanted to be a bench so bad 

Is this where I put “There are two kinds of people”?

Did I do it right Tumblr?

(Source: iwouldfookthat, via piscestoo)

touch my pizza and buy me butt

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